Me: WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY oh there it is
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manager: sir your resume just says “good looking and talented”

me: am I lying though?

manager: …youre right, Im sorry youre hired

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"you wear that a lot" yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,

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one of the biggest mysteries of the world is why some people pretend to only like one genre of music

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i just need to get my shit together
me in 2009/2012/this time last year/a minute ago/next year probably (via sea-of-ether)
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are children small, or just far away?
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I’m still confused whether I like shrimp or not 

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